You'll Burn In Hell if You Don't Burn Here First

Confessional can't become sauna, church rules
AP

VIENNA -Some Catholics may well sweat in the confessional as they admit to things they shouldn't have done. But Vienna's archdiocese has ruled that the box-like structure where believers confess their sins cannot be turned into a sauna.

Bidding on a confessional described on eBay as ideal for conversion into a one-person sauna, a small bar or a children's playhouse was ended when the archdiocese stepped in.

Archdiocese spokesman Erich Leitenberger told the daily Salzburger Nachrichten that auctioning "objects that were used for dispensing the sacraments is not acceptable."
Confessionals "should not be converted into saunas or bars," he was quoted Tuesday as saying. Leitenberger did not return calls to the AP.

The confessional was offered for auction by a Vienna church undergoing renovations.
Curiously, the highest reported amount offered by one of the 40 bidders before the item was yanked from the internet Monday was 666.66 euros.

The number 666 is commonly associated with the Antichrist — or the devil.

Why does the Catholic Church always have to be a stickler about the rules? Of course those being the rules not associated with the age of consent...and sodomy for that matter. So what a confessional wasn't originally meant to be a sauna or a bar. Things can change. It's a process called evolution where over time things can become other things. You might want to look into it. In the meantime the Catholic Church might want to do this to scare up some money to pay those blind kids. Of course, I can't blame them for not wanting to turn the confessional into a children's playhouse. That seems like it would only exacerbate an exisiting problem.