(678): Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
(713): I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Texts From Last Nite Moment of the Day
(678): Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
(713): I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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