Today, I woke up surrounded by several people. I soon realized that my parents were hosting a party. I slept on the couch, naked, and under a white blanket. They didn't bother waking me. FML
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
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