Today, I was looking at a cover letter I'd sent to an employer, and discovered that I had managed to get the name of the company wrong. It's for a journalism role. FML
Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
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