Today, I was late to work because my bathroom door jammed while I was taking a shower. I tried for half an hour to fix the door, only to have to jump out of my bathroom window. It was 12 feet high, and I was wearing only a towel. FML
Today, I didn't have pockets, so I put my money into the elastic of my shorts. Later, I was using the bathroom, and just as I got up, all of my money fell into the toilet. FML
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