JaMarcus Russell Pleads Not Guilty in 'Sizzurp' Case
by TMZ Staff
Former #1 overall NFL draft pick JaMarcus Russell just appeared in an Alabama courtroom this morning where the 6'6" quarterback plead not guilty to illegally possessing codeine syrup ... aka sizzurp.
Russell -- who was recently cut by the Oakland Raiders for being terrible -- dressed for the occasion in a black on black suit that featured his initials -- and some fancy design -- embroidered into the breast.
As we previously reported, JaMarcus was arrested on July 5 after an undercover narcotics team searched his home.
He's due back in court in August.
Well it certainly seems that getting caught with codeine punch is the illegal activity de jeur for many dumbass athletes. Everything shifts. The NBA used to be about pot arrests and then they switched to guns. Now I guess the NFL has gone from steroids to sizzurp. Perhaps instead of getting gone off dat lean maybe JaMarcus should consider some performance enhancing drugs. Of course, ability never was his drawback. I guess they don't make a drug for being an idiot with accuracy problems. A book or a basic competency course might help but I don't see that in his near future.
P.S. - What the hell is with that suit? He looks like a caterer.
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