Donald Duck arrested on drug charges after crash in Massillon
By: Mike Waterhouse/newsnet5.com
MASSILLON, Ohio - A man named Donald Duck was arrested on drug charges after an accident in a drive-through line over the weekend.
Officers said Duck, 51, was arrested at about 5:25 p.m. Saturday after he repeatedly struck the car in front of him while at a drive-through pizza line on Lincoln Way East in Massillon.
Police said Duck was charged with drug paraphernalia offenses and possession of marijuana.
According to Massillon police, Duck has been arrested numerous times on DUI charges dating back to 1991.
Well its no wonder Donald the Duck talked that way. I always thought he had a lisp and a speech impediment but it turns out he was just slurring from the sauce and probably hiccuping a lot too. This guy probably had the right idea changing his name to Donald Duck though. If his name was John Smith this story would just be some tragic account of a drug addict/alcoholic who finally hit rock bottom but because he's eccentic too now the story is cheeky and a joke. I guess I better head to the courthouse and change my name to Fozzy the Bear because I've been hitting the sauce pretty hard lately.
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