Suspect sought for masturbating near cemetery
By QMI Agency
Police in Newfoundland are searching for a man who has allegedly been exposing himself and masturbating near a community graveyard.
The RCMP say the man, who is in his mid-to-late 30s and about six-feet tall, was seen twice last week at a cemetery in Victoria Cove, about 50 km north of Gander.
The first sighting occurred Wednesday evening. A driver spotted the man masturbating by the side of the road.
Police said a second sighting of a man masturbating near the cemetery was reported Friday. The same witness drove by again about an hour later and saw the suspect standing naked by the roadway.
I may be completely wrong on this one but I've got to say I don't see the big deal. I mean, as long as this guy is whacking it at night then who is he really disturbing? I don't think the corpses are going to mind much. And the grave diggers? They're probably sicker than he is. Now if he starts digging people up or jerking it on the headstones then they probably need to arrest him, but short of that I'd just let it be. My question is, what's up with the witness who drove by twice to see the masturbating guy? Obviously he has some kind of issue that has led him down a path that ended with cranking one up outside a cemetery but that's no excuse for you to drive by an oggle him. Have some freaking couth.
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