Today, while riding my bike around the roads where I live, I accidentally cycled into a hedgerow consisting mainly of nettles, brambles and thistles, at the heart of which was a rusty barbed wire fence. Why did this happen? I was trying to avoid a pothole. FML
Today, a couple of friends stayed over because they were too drunk to drive. Apparently, one of my friends was too drunk to go to the bathroom, because when I woke up I discovered that my recliner, my work uniform, and one of my friends were completely covered in piss. FML
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