Man claims cow seduced him for sex
By QMI Agency
An 18-year-old Indonesian man says he was seduced by a cow, and that's why he was having sex with it.
A neighbour caught Gusti Ngurah Alit allegedly wooing the farm animal on Sunday, the village chief on the resort island of Bali said, the Times newspaper in Johannesburg, South Africa reported Friday.
"He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow," village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said in the newspaper.
Alit said he didn't see an animal, he saw a beautiful young woman.
"She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," the man told the newspaper.
Alit underwent a cleansing ritual. The village chief gave the owner of the cow the equivalent of $562.
The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.
That's what I'm talking about! How about a country finally stepping up to the plate and punishing the responsible party - the animal. That cow should be ashamed of itself for turning into a beautiful woman and coming onto this poor bastard. They did the right thing by drowning it. We should think about similar laws over here. What about that poor mope who got busted banging the same horse twice in South Carolina? He was just the victim of horse seduction. Then the horse makes up some BS story about being raped. It's like Kobe Bryant all over again. I'm sure I'm not going to be popular with PETA on this one but we've got to start making these animals accountable for their crimes against sexuality.
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