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JEREMY LONDON KIDNAPPED, FORCED TO SMOKE 'DOPE' BY GANGSTAS!
National Enquirer

"Party of Five" star JEREMY LONDON who was abducted and robbed during a five hour ordeal was also forced to smoke dope, police confirm.

RadarOnline.com reports London, 37, was attempting to change a flat tire on his vehicle when two men stopped to help him, outside the Bahama Hotel & Apartments on North Palm Canyon Drive, late on the evening of Thursday, June 10.

Sergeant Steve Douglas, from Palm Springs Police Department, said the kidnappers forcibly took London, driving him around in his own vehicle, while terrorizing him at gun point.

Incredibly, London managed to escape at around 3 o'clock the next morning, the officer added.

"He told officers that he was forced to smoke dope and then purchase booze and hand it out in a gang area of Palm Springs," Sergeant Douglas said.

The dope was a potentially lethal combo of crack cocaine and amphetamines, the actor told police. London has admitted to past drug abuse problems.

UPDATE: Police confirm Brandon Adams was arrested on June 11 and booked on multiple charges including kidnapping, possession of stolen property and vehicle theft.

Damn, if this is what is passing for a kidnapping in L.A. these days then sign me up. You get to see sites and get free dope. That's like a ghetto getaway cruise. I honestly wanted to post this story earlier this week but I figured noone would get impatient about having to wait for Jeremy London news. In the meantime it turns out that Jeremy probably made this whole thing up.

EXCLUSIVE: Jeremy London & Wife Both Undergoing Drug Testing, Lost Custody Of Son
Radaronline.com

Jeremy London and his wife Melissa have lost custody of their son and are both being drug tested regularly, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. London made headlines when RadarOnline.com broke the story that he told police he was kidnapped, held at gun point, and forced to “smoke drugs.”

London previously had a problem with prescription pills and went into rehab.

Someone should have told Jeremy London that if you make up a story about being kidnapped and forced to smoke dope to explain a dirty drug test then you'll probably be called on your bullshit. Of course he's an actor so he might not be very smart. But I prefer to remember Jeremy London for all the great work he's done. Oh wait, he hasn't But at least his brother has. So here's a nod to Jason London. And to the London parents, you're only as good as your worst kid. If Jason wins an Oscar but Jeremy makes up a story about being kidnapped and forced to smoke dope - you're still failures.