Today, I went to a busy beach to show off my new white bikini that I had bought from a designer store. When I got out of the water, I noticed it was completely see through. It turns out that it was a bikini just for modelling purposes, and not meant to be worn in water. FML
Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML
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