Brother, sister battle over butter
Associated Press
WATERVILLE, Wash. — An argument over butter in a macaroni and cheese recipe churned into violence between a brother and sister near East Wenatchee.
A 21-year-old man called police June 6 to say his 17-year-old sister had tried to cut his neck with the serrated edge of a spatula.
The police report says the sister was making macaroni and cheese when her brother asked if she was using butter. That led to an argument over the difference between butter and margarine. And, then butter battle escalated.
The Wenatchee World reports the girl was charged in Douglas County Superior Court with fourth-degree assault.
Throughout time nothing has been the catalyst for war like an argument about the difference between butter and margarine. You know some say the Crusades were about religion but its a little known fact that the Christians were battling primarily to force a better understanding of how margarine was a superior product to butter. This brother/sister combo just got stuck in an age old back and forth over dairy. I just hope this guy's neck heals before mashed potato nite. I'd love to see that butter vs. margarine fight. By the way, here's the difference between butter and margarine.
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