Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter, and then he drove off crying without his food. FML
Today, I put on sunblock before getting onto my uncle's boat. I wasn't until got to the beach that I noticed that my shorts ride up when I sit, leaving an inch wide un-protected area. In my bikini, it looks like I'm wearing bright red garters on both my thighs. Very painful, slutty, garters. FML
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