Who Let the Dogs Out?

Playgirl Bosses Ask Vick To Strip
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The bosses of saucy women's magazine Playgirl have come up with a new way for disgraced sportsman Michael Vick to redeem himself for slaying fighting dogs - strip.

The embattled American footballer, who was arrested for animal abuse and promoting dogfighting in 2007, has been invited to pose for Playgirl in return for a $1 million (£625,000) donation to animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

A spokesman for Playgirl confirms to Life & Style magazine, "I sent the request to Michael Vick on Wednesday, but we haven’t heard back yet.

"I figured he paid back society for dog fighting, but what about the animals? This way he could donate a large sum to PETA and all he’d have to do is pose for the magazine! It's kind of a win-win situation!"

Vick is currently trying to rebuild his shattered image after spending 19 months in prison for his part in a dog-fighting ring.

I guess the only way Michael Vick is going to repair his image from the dogfighting incident is my letting Playgirl take a picture of his Virginia black snake. I'm doubting this deal gets done. The biggest part of any redemption storyline is setting a better example for the kids. So I don't see Vicks handlers or Roger Goodell thinking its a good idea to release the hound. Sorry ladies and gay men, you're not getting to see Vick's dick anytime soon.