Don't Tase Me Bro!

Baraboo man accused of using stun gun on 'sinner'
AP

MADISON, Wis. – A Baraboo man was accused of repeatedly shocking a male dance instructor with a stun gun, claiming the instructor was a "sinner" who "defiles married women."

A Dane County prosecutor said the suspect, 59, hastily arranged a dance lesson at the instructor's Madison home and showed up with a stun gun and sledgehammer last Friday.

The criminal complaint said the man told a detective that his church does not condone touching while dancing and that he was going to scare the instructor "and tell him to leave the women alone."

The Wisconsin State Journal said the instructor told police that the suspect phoned for private dance lessons, and when he opened the door to his home, he began to shock him repeatedly in the neck with the stun gun.

What is it with Midwesterners and dancing? They sure do have a lot of hangups about shaking their tailfeathers but I don't think for a second that this attack was simply about religion. That dance instructor had to be banging the guy's wife or ex wife or something. There's a lot of worse sinners in Madison, Wisconsin. One trip to a frat house or a tailgate party at Camp Randall and this guy would have found more sin than he could shake his stun gun at.