Boob Crackdown Ordered for Saints Parade
by TMZ Staff
New Orleans Saints fans are getting one stern warning about today's big Super Bowl victory parade: Keep your jumblies covered up ... or else.
With Mardi Gras just a few days away cops want to remind the breast-happy parade-goers in The Big Easy that this football party is rated G ... and will be broadcast live throughout the world.
TMZ spoke to cops in the French Quarter, who tell us 600 po-po's will be on patrol at the big party ... and anyone seen exchanging nudity for beads can expect a big, fat summons ... or even a trip to the slammer.
The parade is scheduled to go down at 5pm today -- and cops are expecting at least 250,000 wild Saints fans to attend. Buckle up.
Why exactly is the Saints parade being televised worldwide? I'm happy for the Saints that they won but I don't need to see their parade. Plus I think all the New Orleans citizens would have more fun if they didn't have the parade televised. How are you supposed to party in the French Quarter if chicks can't show their hoots? That's a staple of New Orleans culture. This is supposed to be Nawlins' celebration. let's stop forcing our puritanical stick-in-the-ass values on this ravished land. If their ladies want to bear their souls and their bosoms they should be allowed.
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