Today I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we go to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then gets wasted, ends up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lying about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
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