Trade Underpants for Wonderpants

Men risk anticlimax with anatomy-boosting pants
Reuters

LONDON (Reuters) – Hundreds of British men are risking a Valentine's Day anticlimax for their partners by stocking up on anatomy-boosting underpants ahead of the most romantic weekend of the year.

British department store group Debenhams said Thursday it had seen a 76 percent surge in online sales of the 18 pounds-a-pair ($28) underwear in the past week.

The pants work by using a lift and hold feature at the front, like a male version of the cleavage-boosting Wonderbra.

"The briefs mean that no man ever needs to feel inadequate again on the most passionate day of the social calendar," said Rob Faucherand, head of men's accessories buying at Debenhams.

"However we can't be held responsible for what happens once the pants come off," he added.

Let me get this straight. They make underpants that make your junk look bigger and nobody told us about them? Screw Extenze. Why try to make your junk bigger if you can just trick women into thinking its bigger. Who cares what happens when the pants go off? By that time the deal is done anyway. Its high time men get into the false anatomical advertisement game. Wonderbras have been making gals look better for years and we only had alcohol to help us. These underpants are what we like to call a game changer.



UPDATE: The world of penis enhancement pills has swung the pendulum back in its favor with the signing of a male legend.