Kobe Not Doin' Work

Kobe Bryant's All-Star Bash -- Breast Decision?
TMZ.com

The following story is all about Kobe Bryant and boobies -- allegedly.

Kobe is the poster boy on a flier touting him as the host of a party at NBA All-Star Weekend in Dallas. The catch: The party is being thrown by Show Magazine -- a men's publication featuring scantily clad and topless women.

So why would Kobe -- who dodged a career-ending bullet in 2003 -- make a move that could potentially sully his resurrected image?

Kobe's camp isn't talking -- but reps from the magazine and the club where the party is set to go down each insist Kobe negotiated a fee and put his Hancock on a contract.

The owner of Show Magazine also claims he had to have the flier approved by the NBA before he could start distributing it around town.

As for the sexy models -- we're told some of the girls from the magazine will be appearing at the party in "sexy outfits."

Word on the street is that Kobe's ankle injury could keep him out of the All-Star game this weekend. So how will Kobe fill him time in Dallas? Guest host a badass party, that's how. All-Star weekend is one of the biggest parties of the year and after a four year seven year moratorium on fun it seems that Kobe is ready to step back in the late nite game. And why shouldn't he? He's paid his dues. And the party is at a club in Dallas, not a hotel room in Colorado. What's the worst that could happen.