Unbreakable

Well this is no fun. What's the point of going to a bar if you can't break a pint glass over someone's skull? Beer related violence is the best violence. I guess now we're all going to have to start drinking bottles.

In all seriousness, how awful must it be to get bashed in the face with a pint glass by a female flight attendant. You can't even brag about that scar. You'd have to tell people you fell down the stairs. If you're going to get a pint glass bashed over your skull you want it to be by these guys.