Tough luck playa. There's always Little Ceasar's

Dominos staff charged over vile food prank
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

CONOVER, N.C. — Authorities say two Domino’s Pizza workers in North Carolina face felony charges after a video posted on YouTube showed one of them putting cheese in his nostril and waving meat under his rear end while assembling a sandwich.

Police in Conover say 31-year-old Kristy Lynn Hammonds of Taylorsville and 32-year-old Michael Anthony Setzer of Conover are each charged with distributing prohibited foods.

Domino’s spokesman Tim McIntyre says the workers were fired and there is no evidence any of the tampered foods were served to customers.

The Observer-News-Enterprise newspaper of Newton reported the store was closed to decontaminate it.

A deputy at the Catawba County jail says Setzer was released on bail but Hammonds was still being held Wednesday.

This is exactly why I don't order Domino's. Acutally its because their pizza actually does taste like it has been prepared as described above. I choose not to think about things like this because it sucks worrying about it. Kind of like how I know there are snakes in the city limits but I choose to ignore it. Out of sight, out of mind.

P.S. - Those are the real culprits in the photo. Doesn't look like they have a whole lot going for them. Even less now.