Swine Flu No Match for the Speidi Pandemic
TMZ.com
While under quarantine on their honeymoon in Mexico, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are masking their love ... and all it took was a worldwide influenza outbreak.
Symptoms of swine flu include head and body aches, cough, sore throat, chills, trouble breathing, vomiting and/or diarrhea, which were also the side effects of witnessing Speidi's wedding this weekend.
There is no known cure for watching "The Hills."
Let me say first I do NOT watch 'The Hills' so I wouldn't know Heidi and Spencer if they walked in the back yard and did a cheer about themselves in matching sweaters, but from what I've been told they are two world class nimrods.
I know now they will bring back the swine flu and be the downfall of the civilized world. They'll somehow infect Rihanna, who will infect Andrew Bynum, who will infect the entire Laker team and Lebron will hoist the trophy. Damn you Speidi! I hope they lose their travelers checks and end up in Mexican jail.
P.S. - Does anyone still use travelers checks?
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