Cash stash in bra stops killer bullet
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
SAO PAULO — Police say a wad of cash stuffed in a woman’s bra saved her life during a shootout in northeastern Brazil.
Salvador city police spokesman Vicente de Paula says 58-year-old Ivonete Pereira de Oliveira was a passenger on a bus that two gunmen held up on Saturday.
He says an armed off-duty policeman on the bus opened fire.
In the ensuing gunbattle, a bullet struck the left side of Oliveira’s chest.
De Paula says the 150 reals (about C$82) worth of bills that Oliveira hid inside her bra slowed the bullet enough to prevent it from entering her heart and killing her instantly.
Oliveira underwent surgery to remove the bullet from her left breast and was released from the hospital on Monday.
This story reaffirms my decision to stop visiting strip clubs. Exotic dancers are already scary enough being coked up and having nothing to lose aside from the children they neglect. But now that bullets can't penetrate wads of money they are quite possibly the most menacing people on the face of the Earth. I fear a Jaguar attack!
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