Taking A Bite Out of Crime

Attorney sued after biting off part of man's nose
AP

MEMPHIS, Tenn. -A Memphis attorney bit off part of a man's nose during a fight in a restaurant bathroom. A lawsuit filed by Greg Herbers claims attorney Mark Lambert attacked him last June after Herbers asked two men in a bathroom stall to get out so that he could use it.

The suit states that Lambert was at a urinal and had been carrying on a conversation with the men in the stall. Herbers claims Lambert pushed and grabbed him and bit off and swallowed part of his nose.

Lambert told WMC-TV he did bite off part of Herbers' nose, but spit it out. He claims he acted in self defense after Herbers assaulted him.

The police report said Herbers entire left nostril was missing. Herbers claims he suffered permanent disfigurement and will need plastic surgery and possibly a prosthetic nose.

I'm sure lawyers hear crazy stuff all the time. They must be desensitized to the world a bit. That's probably why you shouldn't screw with them or they'll bite your nose off. Who does that? I thought only people as crazy as Mike Tyson bit off appendages. And if that guy really swallowed the nose then he's by far the sickest person in the country.