Hulk Hogan to Judge: I Want My Toilet Seat Back!
by TMZ Staff
Hulk Hogan is making a huge stink over his beloved toilet seat -- and now he wants to have a sit-down with a Florida judge in the hopes of making his ex-wife give the damn thing back.
TMZ has obtained legal documents, in which the wrestler accuses Linda of stripping his home of all sorts of valuable stuff when she moved out -- including chandeliers, a tanning bed, a wine rack, fixtures, bathtubs, speakers ... and most importantly, "the wooden antique toilet seat from the guest house."
In the docs, Hulk claims Linda's alleged pillaging left the home in such a bad state, that Hulk refuses to let his realtor show the place to potential buyers ... so they can sell it and move on.
A man without his beloved toilet seat is not really a man at all.
Well the worst wife ever strikes again. Not only is she off banging some guy younger than her daughter, now she's stealing the Hulkster's beloved toilet seat. He just got that broken in and now he's got to say goodbye. Not to mention she took his tanning bed and remaining tan is essential to his making a living and paying her to eat bon bons and chase tiny dogs. The judge should take away everything from her. Its not like they earned that money together. I never saw Linda slam Andre the Giant in the Pontiac Silverdome.
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