Raw Deal

Fla. woman accused of hitting man with raw steak
AP

DUNNELLON, Fla. – A 53-year-old was arrested after allegedly hitting a man in the head with a raw steak. According to a Marion County Sheriff's Office report, the man told deputies Elsie Egan repeatedly hit him with the uncooked meat and slapped his face after he refused a piece of sliced bread. The man said he wanted a bread roll.

Egan denied hitting the man with the steak but did admit to slapping him, saying she did it "so that he could learn."

The man told deputies that Egan was his live-in girlfriend. He declined medical assistance.

Egan was charged with abuse of a disabled adult. According to online records, she has been released on $2,500 bond and is scheduled to appear in court in January. It's unclear if she has an attorney.

I kinda feel for this lady. She goes through the trouble of slicing a piece of bread for her live in boyfriend and the bastard asks for a roll. He should be happy with his piece of bread and ask for seconds. And maybe there wasn't even malice to the steak throwing. That could just be her way of tenderizing meat. With a face like that I'd think just looking at the meat would tenderize it. I know after looking at her my meat isn't hard.

P.S. - Didn't she make the wrong admission to the cops. I think they might have forgiven throwing a steak but slapping a disabled dude is a bit more serious. Its no wonder he's disabled. I'm sure if he could get away from her he would.