Two women plead guilty in penis-gluing case
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
CHILTON, Wis. — Two women accused of seeking revenge on a cheating lover by gluing his penis to his stomach have reached plea deals.
Forty-eight-year-old Therese Ziemann, was accused of doing the actual gluing. She pleaded no contest Monday to reduced charges of disorderly conduct and misdemeanour battery.
Her sister, 43-year-old Michelle Belliveau, pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct.
District attorney Ken Kratz agreed not to seek jail time for either one.
The women allegedly lured the 37-year-old Fond du Lac man to a motel and tied him to a bed in July.
This is exactly what I was talking about in the earlier post about not trusting women. If two ladies say they want to take you to a motel and have a threesome, odds are they're luring you there to glue your penis to your stomach. Threesomes don't just drop out of the sky unless you're Wilt Chamberlain. On the bright side I doubt it was all that hard for the guy to unattach his penis from his stomach. There's no glue in the world that could hold mine.
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