Burger Boy

Police jail man for rubbing burger in wife's face
AP

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -A 25-year-old Port St. Lucie man was arrested for allegedly rubbing a hamburger on his wife's face during an argument. Police said Daniel Boss and his wife got into it late Thursday night and started calling each other names.

At some point, the woman apparently poured soda on Boss' hamburger, causing him to grab the sandwich, rub it in her face and start throwing food.

Boss left, but his wife went to the police station to report the incident. Officers arrested him three hours later on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge.
It could not be determined if Boss had an attorney.

Don't expect me to be shedding any tears for this lady. She should have known better before she poured soda on that guy's burger. He puts in a full day at the salt mines and then has to shoot over to Wendy's to get a double because his wife is too lazy to cook. Then when he gets there she starts yelling and pours Dr. Pepper on his hard earned meal. I'd have not only rubbed the burger in her face but I would have shoved pickles in her nose and a tomato in her hair. You don't mess with a fella's burger like that unless you're ready to pay the price.