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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

I Want To Suck Your Judge

Leader of 'vampire group' jailed for threatening judge
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — A man who claims to be the leader of a group of vampires has pleaded guilty to charges that he threatened to torture and kill an Indianapolis judge and his family.

Forty-five-year-old Rocky Flash, also known as Jonathon Sharkey, was sentenced in a Marion County court on Wednesday to more than two years in jail.

Prosecutors say the man threatened to beat, torture, impale, dismember and decapitate Judge David Certo, who is presiding over another case involving Flash.

Flash claims to be the leader of a group called “Vampyre Nation.” A call to a phone number listed on the group’s blog got a recording saying the call could not go through.

I kind of was concerned that the recent outbreak of vampire stuff on pop culture would bring some weird vampire types out of the woodwork and it appears it has. Now we've got these fake looking goons threatening judges. I'm guessing the judge wasn't too scared though. In his line of work he sees a lot of bloodsuckers, they just prefer to be called lawyers.

P.S. - How cool of a name is Rocky Flash? If that were your name would you ever go by Jonathon Sharkey? Seems like a no brainer.

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