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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I'll Deviate Your Septum


Fla. teen allegedly attacks dad for loud snoring
AP

OLDSMAR, Fla. – A Florida teenager has been charged with assaulting his father, reportedly because the man was snoring too loudly. The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office reported that the teen, 18, first threw a magazine at his father, who was sleeping on a living room couch Tuesday evening. When that didn't work, deputies said the teen pushed his father onto the floor and punched him in the face.

The father was checked out at a nearby hospital as a precaution.

The teen was arrested and charged with domestic battery. He was released from jail Wednesday.

This is what I talk about when I say I weep for the future of America. Teenagers these days are so desensitized that they are going to be the worst generation ever. The schemers will make Bernie Madoff look like Robin Hood and the degenerates are going to murder at a rate that would make Ted Bundy bristle. I don't so much as look at a teen when I pass by Crockett because I'm convinced they'd cut my throat. Little psychos. It's all the damn MTV's fault.

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