Hoops Hoax

'Jordan vs. Russell charity game' hoax angers fans
By J.E. Skeets/Ball Don't Lie

Apparently, Mark Cuban wasn't the only one playing make-believe on Monday.

Utah Flash owner Brandt Anderson pulled off a WWE-like scripted hoax last night to the disappointment of 7,500 fans who believed that Michael Jordan and Bryon Russell, the former Utah Jazz forward, were about to play a one-on-one game during halftime of an NBA Development League game.

As you might recall, Russell challenged Jordan to a battle after remarks that MJ made about Russ during his Hall of Fame speech in September. Always one to see dollar bills and free publicity in a situation, Andersen said he would pay the winner of the challenge $100,000 for the charity of his choice.

And then things got wacky.

According to Deadspin, the Flash went so far as to hire a Jordan look-alike to walk around Provo on Monday — and even uploaded a YouTube video of "Jordan," flanked by "bodyguards," eating at a quiet local restaurant — to build some buzz.

It worked ... and then completely backfired.

During halftime the lights were turned off and Russell came out asking for Jordan. Then from the other side of the court a Jordan impersonator came out surrounded by bodyguards. A few moments later Russell announced it was an impersonator and then left the court while the fans booed loudly.

"This was done in fun," Andersen wrote on his blog after the Flash beat the Dakota Wizards by 10 points. "If you did not see it as fun or you feel we went over the top I am sorry."

As part of his apology, Andersen offered tickets for a future Flash game for fans with tickets from Monday night's game.

These Utah fans can't just ahead and screw off. Its hard for me to imagine anyone could be this naive but people that believe in magic underwear and magic stones in a hat will probably believe anything. Michael Jordan wouldn't lower himself to play a one-on-one game against Byron Russell, much less at some D League game. Jordan wasn't trying to reignite some rivalry during his Hall of Fame speech. He was just trying to shit on Russell's life and make him feel miserable. Its what he does.

So, I don't care how many YouTube videos and bodyguards they saw, the Utah fans should have known it was a hoax. If they'll buy this I hope they'll buy tickets to my bat slapping competition with Manu Ginobli before the Lakers/Spurs game next month.