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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Tiger Woods Update of the Day


So it seems this Tiger Woods fiasco is never going to go away. Its like a grease fire and instead of handling it properly (still don't know how to put out a grease fire) Tiger said nothing and threw water on it. So now his perspective has to be told by proxy. First it was Ron Artest and now its Clinton Portis. I've never seen so many classless acts speak for a classy one. Here are some of Portis' finer points from the John Thompson Show.

- "So if he can balance 14 and keep it a secret, congrats. You know, at least he knows what he wants."


- "He don't discriminate, he's not against people, he don't care what your job, what your background is....He knew what he was after."

- "I always felt like everybody in that position--whether you're a reporter, whether you run a grocery store, whether you're the guys who's doing an endorsement with Tiger. I'm sure in their offices the same thing's going on."

- "But I say don't get married, if it's not out of your system. I'm not married. You know, I would love to be able to say, I'm a perfect guy, yeah, baby, yeah."


Yeah, baby, yeah. I couldn't have said it better myself. Portis does have some points. Tiger shouldn't have gotten married. It may have been good for his image and Elin sure is hot but when the 99 Nines start calling its hard to say no. But I can refute Portis on one issue. As a liquor store clerk, closely akin to the grocery store proprietor, the juice you get in the office isn't worth the squeeze.

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