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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Hold the mustard, hold the lettuce. Presby churches do upset us.


Ketchup, mustard covers church in break-and-enter
By Tamara Cherry, SUN MEDIA

Two young men have been arrested in connection with the robbery and bizarre vandalism of an Oakville church, police said today.

The Trafalgar Presbyterian Church, at Trafalgar and Upper Middle Rds., was broken into after a large plate glass window was broken sometime between Aug. 9 and 10, Halton Regional Police said.

"Once inside the church the suspects smashed windows and spread mustard and ketchup, taken form the church kitchen, over the entire church," police said.

Sound equipment worth more than $2,000 was stolen and damage to the church was estimated to be more than $10,000, police said.

Stolen items were found at a local pawn shop in Burlington on Sept. 19, the discovery of which ultimately led police two Hamilton men.

Both these guys need to be locked up for the theft and destruction but what's up with the ketchup and mustard spreading? This has to be extremely personal or these two guys are the two worst humans ever. Seriously, I understand the theft. It's an easily understandable motive. But why the hell would you spread hot dog condiments all over the church.

I'm convinced these two were either diddled by a youth minister or they need to be given life in prison. Part of that sentiment is just because I hate the idea of wasting ketchup. Unless its not Heinz. Then you can just smear it all over the choir loft.

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