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Friday, March 20, 2009

The naked truth about late night dog walking

Police: Nude teen with dog assaults woman
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

HART TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — Police say a naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle has assaulted a woman in Michigan.

Sheriff’s Lt. Craig Mast says the boy walked away from a behavioral treatment facility Monday. He was strolling unclothed in Hart Township with the dog when he encountered a 53-year-old woman in her yard.

Mast says, “The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar.”

They spoke briefly. When the woman took out a cell phone to call for help, the boy pushed her and fled with the phone, which he later broke in half.

Deputies found the boy. He’s charged in juvenile court with strong-arm robbery and assault.

This tale is fraught with upsetting points. First of all where in the Hell did this kid get a dog? He was in a behavioral treatment facility! Is this dog a mascot? Maybe he stole the dog. Then we come to the "realized something peculiar" section. I think I could have spotted something out of the ordinary from a block away and ran my ass back in the house. You don't want to come into contact with a nude dog walker even if its a goof. All in all this spiraled out of control quickly.

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