Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML
For anyone new to the blog the F My Life moments are from a website where people chronicle the terrible things that happen to them. These in no way pertain to me. I don't want anyone thinking I have sex with drifters. Although, I've had to murder a few.
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