Barnum & Bailey never had an attraction like this

BRIT GENITALIA EXPLOSION
National Enquirer

Pop tart-at-large Britney Spears flashed a little more than she wanted during her bump-and-grinding Circus perf in Tampa.

Needless to say she made sure the whole damn world knew about.

Brit was allegedly offstage complaining loudly to a wardrober that a key part of her potent personality was exposed to thousands thanks to a high-riding leotard.

"MY P***Y was hanging out!' Spears exploded twice, "forgetting" her mike was on and "ensuring" the arena aud was privy to her privies which burst into raucous, unadulterated laughter.

Isn't she lovely? I've always said when it comes time for me to settle down I want to find a down home Louisiana girl. Class meets brains in Britney Spears. It's hard to know what to do in that situation. I remember a similar incident happened to Cher once but she said, "why wasn't my p***y hanging out?" If I could turn back time.