Carrie Prejean and Kyle Boller Are Dating
The Big Lead.com
Carrie Prejean and Kyle Boller? That’s what Radar claims. Prejean, if you’ve been in a coma all year, was Miss California, then the runner-up for Miss USA, and has been involved in all sorts of wacky, lame controversies (breast implants, same-sex marriage, sex tape, etc) that have dominated the headlines.
Kyle Boller is a horrible NFL quarterback on the St. Louis Rams who has a history of success with the moderately famous women (Tara Reid, Petra Nemcova). He’s also a well-known cad on the Baltimore party scene. Boller is a lucky man. Prejean is very, very, very hot.
Let a Boller ball! I was really happy to hear this news. Because if there's anything I'm thankful for on this Thanksgiving, its Carrie Prejean. Intolerance has never looked so good.
I think this may just be Rush Limbaugh's backdoor way to becoming a Rams owner. He's sending in Prejean as his Conservative Party sherpa to win over all the black Rams players. Shrewd move.
P.S. - Boller better use his Chad Ochocinco condom when he gets frisky with Carrie. I'd hate to see Miss Morality get knocked up.
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