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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Spitting Image

Man arrested for paying teens to spit in his face
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — A 39-year-old man has been arrested on a misdemeanour charge of child annoyance for allegedly paying a teenager $31 to spit in his face.

Authorities in California’s Ventura County told the Ventura County Star that the man, whose name isn’t being released, had been paying high school male students to yell profanities at him and slap and spit in his face.

Investigators say several teens also alleged the man offered them money to urinate and defecate on him.

The man connected with them through the MySpace social networking site.

Where was this guy when I was in high school? I also needed a few extra bucks for beer money and when winter hit there were no lawns to mow. If I could have made a few dollars for spitting in some dude's face then I would have gone for it. Heck, for $20 I'd kick in the junk and call him a chickenfucker. Plus, any guy that would pay high school boys to spit and pee on him would probably by them beer. He's actually probably a lot like this.

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