Dahmer Dogs

Body parts sold to kebab stand, police say
Three Russians also suspected of killing man, eating parts themselves
Reuters

MOSCOW - Russian police have arrested three homeless people suspected of eating a 25-year-old man they had butchered and selling other bits of the corpse to a local kebab house.

Suspicions were raised when dismembered parts of a human body were found near a bus stop in the outskirts of the Russian city of Perm, 720 miles east of Moscow.

Three homeless men with previous criminal records have been arrested on suspicion of setting upon a foe with knives and a hammer before chopping up his corpse to eat, local investigators said in a statement.

"After carrying out the crime, the corpse was divided up: part was eaten and part was also sold to a kiosk selling kebabs and pies," the prosecutor's main investigative unit for the Perm region said.

It was not immediately clear from the statement if any of the corpse had been sold to customers.

The secret's in the sauce eh? Russian kebab stands must be really hard up for product if they're willing to buy product from homeless people. Personally, if I ran a food stand and homeless guys approached me to sell me meat I would go ahead an assume it was less than prime quality cuts. I might not automatically assume its human but I would suspect its dog or cat meat. And if its a stray cat then it would probably have feline AIDS. I just hope the World Eating Competition doesn't schedule any kebab contests in Moscow. That could be the start of the next pandemic.