I bet she's a hoot at weddings and baby showers

Woman with beer can in hand starts brawl at wake
AP

MAGNOLIA, Ark. -Sheriff's deputies said a Texas woman started a brawl at a wake in Arkansas when she arrived with a beer can in her hand. The woman, 52, faces a third-degree domestic battery charges, as does another woman, 46, over the March 29 fight. Deputies said the first woman arrived at the Christies Chapel Church with a beer can in hand and that she refused to leave.

The first woman then allegedly grabbed a man by the face, leaving scratch marks on his lower right cheek and causing him to bleed. The man's mother, then allegedly slapped the woman and kicked another woman in the chest.

A sheriff's report claimed the woman with the beer became "passively aggressive" with deputies and said that "no backwood country cop" was going to take her to jail.

Is it so hard for people to understand that everyone grieves differently. This poor woman had been enveloped by powerful emotion, had endured a grueling trip from East Texas and it all poured out at this wake. If we are not allowed to have a drunken brawl at a wake then I don't want to be an American anymore. We should hold this fine woman up as the true representative our state needs. So here's a toast to the funeral guest we love most! Cheers!