F My Life Moment of the Day: It's a raunchy one

Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fu*k me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

I try not to pick out the dirty sex moments for the blog because theres tons of them and they are basically all the same but this one is unbelievably comical.