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Workplace sex more likely at factories: study
By QMI Agency

Factories may not rank high on the list of sexy places to get it on, but the people who work there are more likely to have had a sexual encounter at work than those in other professions, according to a new survey.

U.K. human resources firm Reabur released a survey of 1,434 people this week to determine the country's top 10 “randiest” professions. Factory workers are at the top of the list, with 19% of those surveyed admitting to having had a sexual encounter at the workplace.

Office workers were a close second, with 16% admitting to getting frisky with a co-worker on the job.

Rounding out the top-10 list are bar staff (15%), retail assistants (13%), plumbers (11%), teachers (10%), chefs (9%), postal workers (9%), firefighters (7%) and cabin crew (6%).

The results seem to disprove commonly held stereotypes about which workers are the most sexually active at work. According to the survey, 48% of the people polled said airplane cabin crew would be the most promiscuous.

I'm glad to see those of my ilk (bar staff) came in a solid third in the sex at work poll. I'm not sure if anybody has done the freaknasty at the Grant Street Bar & Grill yet but unfortunately I can say with all certainty that I have not (probably just a matter of time until I rub one out though j/k). And the headliner of the sex at work survey didn't surprise me one bit. Of course factory workers have the most sex. You know why? Lots of places to hide out.

When my dad use to moonlight at Sear's he told me he used to climb on top of the matresses and take a nap. He was content to merely rob Mr. Sears and Mr. Roebuck of their time but how many of his colleagues do you think used the same opportunity to get down? Humans are just like any other animal except we care about getting caught. Give us a chance not to and we'll take it.