Today, I was stopped by a cop for speeding. After he wrote me a ticket, I started driving down the highway with him behind me and rolled down my window. The wind swept through my car and blew my ticket out the window. I was stopped by the same cop and ticketed for littering. FML
Today, I was at work. I picked up my bottle of chocolate milk and gave it a little shake like I normally do. This resulted in me throwing off the loose lid and covering myself, my computer, the desk, paperwork, the printer, the wall, and my co-workers desk in brown milk. FML
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