Today, while sitting on the toilet, I was smoking a cigarette. There are no ashtrays in my bathroom, so I dropped the butt into the toilet between my legs. I missed, and it hit me right in the crotch. FML
Today, I was at my grandmother's house when I noticed a small object that felt rubbery and sticky. It was only after I carefully inspected it that I realized I was playing with my grandmother's hearing aid. The part that goes inside the ear. FML
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