Play the Game of Lust

Tiger Woods' Sex Scandal: The Video Game
David Moye/AOL News

(April 23) -- Tiger Woods' sex scandal may have tarnished his image, but it has made a new video game based on his off-the-course life a lot more exciting.

Woods is now the star of "Tiger Woods Affair Tour 2010," a raunchy, sexually explicit video game that its creators describe as a mix of "Grand Theft Auto" and "South Park."

Characterized as interactive parody, the very graphic computer game follows a computer graphic version of Woods off the golf course. In the process, it allows players to put themselves in Woods' golf shoes and do everything from sleeping with cocktail waitresses and fighting with other golfers at a nightclub to general partying and carousing.

Players get points for how often they score and can get additional lives based on the number of orgasms they give and receive. Certain graphic sex acts are especially good for scoring points.

The game is the product of D-Dub Software, an Albuquerque, N.M., company that has produced over-the-top games since 2005. Marketing director Max Baptist VIII says the company always strives to be current, so when the idea to do a naughty game centered on Woods' alleged off-course activities came up, it was a natural fit.

"We play off of what goes in reality and whatever we think is funny," Baptist said, adding that the company came up with the idea four weeks ago and worked quickly to get the game ready for action.

Well this was inevitable. Along with the slew of reality shows and documentaries we'll see piling up in the wake of Tiger's whorefest is a video game where you can relive the events. That should serve as a pretty good example of why most guys would have done exactly what Tiger did - the fact that there is a market for a video game where you can recreate the sordid story. But its not an original idea. In fact 'South Park' featured just such a game in its season debut. But the sex scenes weren't the highlight.



P.S. - What's with Tiger's avatar? Its a bit too dark skinned. Kind of looks more like Wesley Snipes.