Today, I was lying on the floor of my room doing a triceps workout with a couple of 8 pound dumbbells. All of a sudden my cat runs into my room and under my bed, knocking over some books in the process. It startled me so much I dropped a dumbbell on my face. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were happily snuggling after having sandwiches for lunch. I could smell a spot of mustard on his shirt so I said 'Mm, you smell like Dijon!' He immediately grabbed me by the shoulders, pushed me away, looked angrily into my eyes, and said 'Who the FUCK is Dijon?' FML
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