Only the Lonely

What the eff? I can only hope that one of these things will short circuit during the voicemail and stangle someone to death. Or that some kid gets one from his girlfriend and uses it for auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Who would seriously buy one of these things? I mean, I might buy one as a goof but not for someone I was trying to impress. So if you come across someone with one of these you have two choices. You can either a) video them using it and ridicule them for life or b) beat them to within an inch of their life and tell them they will die alone.