Man guilty of sexual Christmas cards of ex
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
MURFREESBORO, Tenn. - A man was sentenced to two years of probation for sending sexually explicit Christmas cards of his ex-girlfriend to her relatives.
The Daily News Journal reports 57-year-old David Simmons was accused of surreptitiously taking pictures of his ex-girlfriend while she performed sexual acts on him. After a bad break up, Simmons sent one of the pictures to the woman's relatives as Christmas cards.
He pleaded guilty Wednesday to charges of unlawful photography and criminal impersonation. In exchange for the plea he was given a suspended sentence
Who hasn't been the threshold of this situation? Every man whose girlfriend has ever taken nude photos or made a sex video for/with him has mulled the decision to publish those photos, whether that be on some website or on a yule tide greeting card. It's the Hail Mary pass for the desperate and we've all been there.
But there's two kinds of people in the world. Those who send X-rated X-mas cards to their ex girlfriend's families and those who destroy the pictures while drinking whiskey and listening to George Strait. I, much like most sane people in the world, fall into the second category. The man in the photo above falls into the first category.
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