Afternoon Delight in the Cemetary

Deputy Assistant Attorney-General, 66, caught in car in cemetery with stripper, 18, and sex toys
The Sydney Morning Herald

A US Deputy Assistant Attorney-General, who said he was on his lunch break when an officer found him with a stripper and sex toys in his sport utility vehicle, has been fired, his boss said.

Roland Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery in Columbia, South Carolina, when an officer spotted him on Monday, according to a police report.

As the officer approached, Mr Corning sped off, then pulled over a few blocks away. He and the 18-year-old woman with him, an employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman's Club, gave conflicting stories about what they were doing in the cemetery, Officer Michael Wines wrote in his report, though he did not elaborate.

Mr Corning gave Officer Wines a badge showing he worked for the state Attorney-General's Office.

Officer Wines, whose wife also works there, called her to make sure Mr Corning was telling the truth.

He then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Mr Corning said he always kept with him, "just in case", according to the report.

Mr Corning and the woman were let go without charges. Officer Wines's wife reported the call to her supervisor, who told Attorney-General Henry McMaster.

"We received credible information about inappropriate behavior Monday afternoon," Mr McMaster said. "And by the close of business, he was no longer working here."

What the hell is going on with South Carolina politicians? I know its the Gamecock state but they don't have to just think with their cocks. Or in Rep. Joe Wilson's case, just not think at all. First Mark Sanford ditches work and goes on a romantic jaunt through South America with his mistress and now this guy gets freaky deaky in a cemetary with a stripper. Wowsa! But I guess if this guy was going to be in a sex scandal, he went ahead and went all out. Way to go!

I do have to congratulate the Republicans for their last few sex scandals though. At least these have been with women.